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On my scale at home: looking skinny, says "switching to skinny margaritas might be working!" At the doctor's office: looking less skinny, on the scale, holding balloons, while worried nurse looks on, says "this scale is clearly broken and no, I won't put down the balloons"

Getting weighed at the doctor is the worst

January 14, 2025

2 panel comic. First panel: Woman points to another woman and says, "For the new year, I've hired a life coach." Second panel: Now there are 2 more people. The woman says, "Also a life referee and somebody to handle the merch."

Life Coach

January 7, 2025

2 panel comic. Woman speaking. First panel, she says, "I got tired of last minute holiday shopping." Second panel, she says, "... so this time, I finished with TWELVE whole minutes to go."

Last minute holiday shopping

December 24, 2024

One panel comic. Ebeneezer Scrooge stands at his door looking at the door knocker, which says, "You were to be visited by 3 ghosts. Alas, in-home psychiatric care is not covered by your health insurance."

Visited by 3 Ghosts

December 18, 2024

Grim reaper faces man in suit. Man says, "I can't die yet! Who will create value for my shareholders?!"

Death + CEO

December 10, 2024

Sisyphean job with benefits

December 3, 2024

A slice of pizza, a burrito, and a cheeseburger. They say, "Happy Thanksgiving! Enjoy your home-cooked meal. You'll be back!"

Junk Food for Thanksgiving

November 26, 2024

Comic strip. Doctor handing package to woman saying, "Happy birthday!" She says, "Thanks!" She takes the package and he says, "It's a new disease to get checked for annually!"

Happy Birthday!

November 19, 2024

Man is sitting at bar watching a clown politician giving a speech on TV. He says, "Who voted for this clown?" The bartender and everyone at the bar is a clown.

Who voted for this clown?

November 12, 2024

One panel comic. Blissfully happy girl says, "and then we pinky promised that we'd be BFFs forever!" Skeptical mom replies, "aren't you a little YOUNG for that level of COMMITMENT?"

pinky promise

November 5, 2024

The elusive undecided voter of 2024. Favorite pastime is, I don't know, what do you want to do? Always wears one earbud. Swiftie t-shirt, Yeezy jacket. Magic 8 ball keychain in pocket, "outlook hazy". Loves Tesla Elon, hates Twitter Elon. Self-identifies as ambidextrous. Maybe indecisive? Not sure. Donut ordered with "a lot of glaze" and "some sprinkle stuff". Can't decide if today's a red shoe day or a blue shoe day. NOTE: May not actually exist. (stickycomics.com)

The Undecided Voter of 2024

October 29, 2024

Realtor says to a couple, "The seller has agreed to accept your lowball offer - under the stipulation that... YOU SPEND A SINGLE NIGHT IN THE HOUSE." Couple looks on at a haunted house with a for sale sign. "Well, it is the ONLY HOUSE in our price range," one says, while the other adds, "It's only, like, 60% haunted? I like those odds."

Haunted Real Estate

October 22, 2024

Balloon animal dogs are standing around in the grass, surrounded by popped balloons. Sign says: Balloon dog park. Second sign says: Please pick up your pop.

Balloon Dog Park

October 15, 2024

Hi! I'm calling to invite you to a 5th job interview!

Interview Hell

October 8, 2024

2 panel comic. Little bowls of refried beans, queso, and salsa are all talking a chip. Beans says, "Funny story, they call me 'refried', but I'm only cooked once!" Queso says, "This is gonna sound cheesy, but..." Salsa says, "Forget talk, let's salsa, mi amor!" Chip looks bored. In the next panel, Guac has entered and chip has rushed over to him. Beans asks, "Why does everyone love Guac?" Queso says, "He's sooooo cool." Guac says, "Hey Babe" and chip says "hiiiiiiii".

Mexican Dips & Chip

September 27, 2024

Woman is walking and pulling a suitcase, saying, "I fucking hate tourists, they're having too much fun"

i hate tourists

September 13, 2024

Comic strip of man in tie says: TEACH A MAN TO FISH? That's not a business model. Sell a man a SUBSCRIPTION to fish... and he'll BUY FISH twice a week. Whether he needs it or not.

Teaching a man to fish isn’t capitalism

September 6, 2024

Comic of raccoon doing racoon things at night. Racoon says: I'm a night person. I eat trash. I party 'til dawn. It's a lifestyle choice.

Raccoon lifestyle

August 30, 2024

Black Goes With Everything. So Do Rainbows!

Black Goes With Everything, But So Do Rainbows!

August 23, 2024

Four people stand together touching. Paul says, "hi, I'm Paul! This is my partner, Paul." The 2nd Paul says, "and this is our boyfriend, Pauly." Pauly says, "and this is our girlfriend, Pauline." Pauline says, "We're PAULyamorous!"

Paul, Paul, Pauly, and Pauline

August 16, 2024

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