Here is the sort of mantra you may find written on my chalkboard after a good night.
Also, thanks everyone who hung out at MoCCA Fest last weekend! I had a lot of fun! :)
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I always thought competitive eating winners would be these huge lumberjack-y guys who work hard and are used to eating big meals, but it turns out in the serious eating category the best ones are the ones with the most flexible stomachs. They train by drinking great gobs of water, and one I heard of was a 97 lb Chinese WOMAN!!!